Tuesday, July 17, 2012

This one trumps them all


Free Husband (Essex County)


Date: 2012-07-17, 10:33PM EDT
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Completely house broken husband (except for those rare occassions). Understands a few basic commands but is easily persuaded with food and alcohol. Does have a habit of running off but just leave the back door open and he eventually makes his way home. He's handy around the house (as long as he's not hung over). Excellent with kids but doesn't do so well with adults and other dogs. No skills in the bedroom but perhaps your the type that likes to tie people up and smack them around.. I think he'd like that.. He's free to a good home.. hell, any home will do. Sorry- No returns.. Current wife willing to drop him off.
  • Location: Essex County
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